Low Temperature Warning for San Francisco

January 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Low temperatures struck San Francisco last week which drove city officals to issue a warning to city dwellers to “keep warm.”Temperatures dipped to mid 40’s last week leaving some San Franciscians to wonder if they will be able to survive. “It’s a new ice age out there!” Kip Horsz yelled into the telephone upon answering our call which was misdialed. We had ment to dial the mayors office but we put a “7″ instead of a “5″ but Kip answered and kept us on the line for a half hour. He went on to say that he has already sold his shares in his company stock to buy 24 turtle necks for the Gap which he beleives will be the fashion statement of the next “ice age”.

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I See Pigs

January 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment

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Psychic Fair Proves Unpredictable for sixth year in a row

January 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment

by Sam Goldsmith for Crooked Street Press

Storm clouds are brewing over this year’s Bay Area Psychic Fair scheduled for the last week in January. The annual outdoor event has faced severe weather conditions every year for the past six years, shutting down within hours of opening. With such bad luck for so many years in a row, many vendors question the expense of making the trip again this year. Read more

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Court Reporters

January 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment

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Deer Cartoon

January 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment

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A Space Joke

January 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment

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School’s Out Mutha Sucka

January 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment

by Sam Goldsmith

A controversial educational program has been embraced with gusto by local children and their teachers in the wake of growing school violence around the country. No longer willing to be sitting ducks, the new federally funded training program instructs students and their teachers that the best way to handle a gunman in their schoolhouse is to deliver a can of Grade- A Whoop Ass.