Al Gore’s Son Arrested but Prius Did Not Leave Carbon Foot Print

July 6, 2007 | by Fritz | No Comments

“I’m just glad that he was not polluting the earth while he was speeding.” Willow Spring Gaia-Terra, Spiritual Lead or the Church of Global Warming

by Fritz

San Diego- Albert Gore III was pulled over by California Highway Patrol for going over 100 mph in his Prius. After searching his “Green Machine” police found a small pharmacy of drugs including marijuana at which point they arrested the young Gore.

An uproar of support came shortly after the news hit the wire from The Church of Global Warming as they began calling the Gore a martyr for the church.

“I always knew this day was going to come, praise Gore.” Hope Mary Weather praised. “Now maybe the world will see the wrath of Global Warming.”

“It’s like he was speeding for saving the planet.” Uma Flower a loyal follower said. “I want to have his baby.”

The former Vice President Al Gore didn’t have much to say publicly about the subject but surveillance photos done by a Crooked Street Press satellite high resolution Fisher Price Camera showed smiles and even tears of joy as he was clearly proud of his son for taking his cause to the next level.

Willow Spring Gaia-Terra claimed in a sermon in her Thursday night ceremony at the botanical gardens out side Fish Lake California that this was a “call to all humanist’s out there that feel that they can’t take their faith to the next level.” Gaia-Terra called for a worldwide rally that will be called “March of the Prius” where she expects 1 million Prius’ to do a carbon free silent protest by driving 100 mph on city streets. “What are they going to do? Pull us all over?”

The California Highway Patrol were quickly to remark to this Gaia-Tera rally call in an effort to stop all the chaos on the highways saying “Yes we will pull all of you over and all of you will get tickets.” One of the concerns for the CHP in the San Francisco area is that they had early reports of Chinatown to stage a non-related protest by getting on the highways and moving to Burlingame. “Chinatown in moving vans and the Church of Global Warming driving 100 mph is not going to be a good mix.”

The CHP went on to detail plans to double security around little Gore III as there has been reports that the Church might try to stage an attempt to break out the young prophet, but after an extensive investigation by CSP by interviewing 3 neighbors in Fresno no evidence of this prison break was going to take place.