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“I’m just glad that he was not polluting the earth while he was speeding.” Willow Spring Gaia-Terra, Spiritual Lead or the Church of Global Warming

by Fritz

San Diego- Albert Gore III was pulled over by California Highway Patrol for going over 100 mph in his Prius. After searching his “Green Machine” police found a small pharmacy of drugs including marijuana at which point they arrested the young Gore. Read more

Contributed By Kurt Schumacher

San Francisco- Recent rumors of a schism within the Church Of Global Warming,
between the “Pro-Human” and “Humans are the Root of all Evil and Must
Voluntary Die” camps, have been downplayed by church leaders. But
there have been rumblings of some kind of disturbance within the
group. This reporter smelled a story and contacted the church Read more