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Twin Peaks Man Has Best Golf Game Ever- Russian Hill Friend Says, “I’m really really jealous.”
May 6, 2007 | by Fritz | No Comments
by Fritz
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It was a perfect sunny Wheeler who at one point skipped the 13th hole claiming that he quit and was going home. Wheeler after pouting the whole 350 yard par 3 of the 13th returned to the 14th hole par 4, where he hit thirteen shots 6 of which were ten feet from the hole.
“Dan who?” Fritz said when asked what he thought of his competitor’s game.
“My son looked really bad out there.” Wheeler’s Mom stated covering her face from the media. “I don’t know why I came.”
This was the fifth time that Fritz has won the LPGTWC and the 23rd time in his career beating Wheeler by such a great margin.
“This reminds of the time Wheeler tried to play tennis.” Breen said. “He’s got no game.”
As is the custom of the LPGTWC the winner gets a free cigar and a free ride home after the match. Fritz has never driven Wheeler home.






















