FBI Find Jew’s Permit Money Behind Giant Chicken Bone

June 14, 2007 | by Fritz | No Comments

“You know in the back of mind I knew it was there the whole time.” -John Miller, FBI Field Agent
by Fritz

San Francisco- Just hours after Ed Jew posted bail after turning himself in with 9 felony charges against himself, the FBI uncovered the $30,000 that was missing from the $40,000 taken in a permit scam. It was found buried under a dinosaur bone in the Gobi desert which turned out to be a monstrous chicken.

Xu Xing, a Chinese paleontologist, hired by the FBI to find the missing money moved on a hunch that Jew may have thought to bury the money where no one would find it. The most obvious spot to check was the Gobi desert.

“It was kinda easy to find really,” Xing said. “There were foot prints leading right up to the dig site.”

The FBI celebrated the news by throwing all the money they found on the bed at the Super 8 Motel in Gobitown and began rolling around in the money.

Xing later asked for the $50,000 reward for finding the $30,000 for the FBI. Realizing the accounting error of the reward the FBI skipped town and flew back to the States to further their evidence building against Jew. Xing however got to keep the large chicken bone.

When told of the news that the money had been found Jew said. “Aw nuts.”

Jew’s attorney Bill Fazio held a press conference before Jew could tell him about the found Gobi-chicken bone-money. AFter being told about the found money he replied, “Aw nuts.”