Neibaum San Francisco Mayor Campaign Off to Rocky Start

July 17, 2007 | by Fritz | 1 Comment

“I really didn’t want it to start this way.” Mason V. Neibaum, Mayor Candidate

by Fritz

San Francisco- On the wake of a disastrous launch interview with Crooked Street Press reporter Chip Burns, Mason V. Neibaum (the “V” stands for Victory) has dug a huge hole.

Monday Neibaum was on the Chip Burns Show as a way to announce to San Francisco that he would be running for mayor against the very popular Mayor Gavin Newsom. During the interview Burns asked some tough questions as he is known to do of which Neibaum was ill prepared. Shortly after Neibaum sat down, Burns was already asking him about his alcoholic past and if that was the worst thing that was discussed Neibaum would still have had a hole to dig out of, but there was more.

“You know, I told him Burns does this to people.” Fred Taylor, Neibaum’s campaign manager said. “Neibaum got walked over there’s no way around it.”

The Neibaum camp had wanted to try and work this summer on letting people of San Francisco know that the current mayor Gavin Newsom has had an affair and is therefore not trustworthy. But shortly after the alcohol scandal Burns uncovered a shocking sex scandal from Neibaum. Burns reported that Neibaum has had sex with other women besides his wife. Neibaum claimed that the sexual crusade took place during college long before he had met Nancy Neibaum. A CSP poll was taken after the Chip Burns Show where questions were asked if they thought Neibaum was lying or if he just wasn’t telling the truth. The poll showed that 51% thought that Neibaum was lying while 47% thought that he wasn’t telling the truth and 2% were sleeping when asked the questions.

A Booze Scandal and a Sex Scandal would be hard for any political candidate to overcome let alone both at the same time three minutes into the launch of one. Chip Burns with his excellent ability to ask the tough questions was able to uncover from Neibaum that he was Anti-Jew as well, when he told Burns that he wanted Ed Jew out of office. The Jewish Community is up in arms over this anti-Semitic remarks while Neibaum claims that it’s not anti-Semitic since he was talking about a “asian guy from Sunset district.”

“If his last name was “Bob” we wouldn’t be having this conversation.” Neibaum said. “I was trying to let people know that I want to clean up the city government.”

A CSP poll was taken and 85% feel that “Bob” is not a very good last name.

With a campaign that seems to have been cursed, Neibaum pressed forward in the interview, but as he was leaving, Burns uncovered a secret gay lover for Neibaum in his campaign manager Fred Taylor, although again Neibaum denied it up and down and left the sound stage in a huff over this issue.

“We shared a tent one time while camping.” Fred Taylor explained. “If that’s gay then I don’t know what is.”

A CSP poll was taken and 65% said that sharing a tent was gay and the rest were sleeping when the questions were asked.

“I wanted my campaign to have a better start than this.” Neibaum said. “I really want to do good in the world. It just seems that the interview got away from me.”

Neibaum is scheduled to have a debate on the Chip Burns Show in late August, but many Newsom supporters feel that Neibaum won’t last that long.

“This is election is in the bag.” Josh Garrison, a Newsom supporter said.