The Peskin Springer Show

June 22, 2007 | by Fritz | No Comments

Don’t miss tomorrow’s Peskin Springer Show where two of San Francisco’s finest duel it out with low blows and cheap shots below the belt. Also there might be a surprise guest!

by Fritz

San Francisco- The Peskin Springer Show has gathered some heated press over its new more alternative format of programing. Producers of the show say they were getting tired of the boring speeches and talks about budgets and decided to spice up the programing. Taking a page from the Jerry Springer Show that was widely know for some its brutal fights (although sometimes staged) and shocking “Who’s the father specials,” and “Ku Klux Klan Reunion” and “Boot Camp Your Kid Back To Loving You” shows. San Francisco politics took note and decided to stage one of its own day time dramas.

Supervisor Chris Daly has always been a thorn in San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s side. Thursday on the newly formatted Peskin Springer Show (named after Board of Supervisor President Aaron Peskin) Daly ripped open a can of worms by calling out Newsom accusing the mayor of abusing cocaine a mild over the counter stimulant sold in dark alley’s and at the Fish & Fry Restaurant on Clay and Franklin in case you want some. News of Newsom’s abuse shocked the stunned crowd putting them in utter shock and stunning them to the core. Hoots and hollering were coming from the studio audience and Peskin just walked around the set basking in the drama.

Newsom went on at the edge of his seat to deny these allegations by saying stuff like, “Nu-uhhh.” and “Oh yeah? I’m your baby’s mama!”

Another round of hooting as news of Newsom being Daly’s baby’s mama rattled the rafters of City Hall. Peskin having not said a word to invoke these comments stood idle as he watched the drama brew as if waiting for the perfect moment. Daly denied being or having anything to do with any baby’s mama and demanded a DNA test to find out just as the Peskin Springer Show came to the commercial break.

The Peskin Springer Show came back after some Fish & Fry commercials. Newsom and Daly were already in a wrestling match on the stage as security personal where in the mix trying to restore order. The camera zoomed into to Peskin and with a grin he announced that he was bringing out a secret guest. The crowd roared and Newsom and Daly stopped fighting to see who it was. The curtain stage left flew open and Ed Jew came running out on stage and started to fight with Newsom and Daly. The crowd went wild.