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Tuna Fish Sandwich Is Running for Mayor
July 9, 2007 | by Fritz | 1 Comment
by Fritz
San Francisco- As this city just passed a No Intolerant Looks Law San Francisco will be practicing what it preaches as another fringe candidate has entered the fray against popular Mayor Gavin Newsom. Announcing early Monday from a cellophane wrapping at the Safeway in Diamond Heights, Tuna Fish Sandwich has turned in the required 10,000 signatures needed to run for the city’s top office.
“I love Tuna Fish Sandwich.” Buck Billy, truck driver said. “I’d vote for him.”
Some opponents to the Tuna Fish Sandwich is a concern on how long the sandwich actually stay in the race due to the high probability of being eaten or going bad altogether.
“I don’t know how these wacko’s are getting to run for mayor.” George Penny said. “We need to up the standards or something.” Crooked Street Press called the police on George and had him arrested for “attempted intolerant thoughts.”
Newsom’s aide, Butch Butchinson, was overheard in the bathroom saying that he doesn’t think the Tuna Fish Sandwich has much of a chance. Although he would not go on the record as saying so.
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Fritz,
I enjoyed your post. Remember, Gavin may suck, but Chris Daly Blows.com. While salad eating Regressives lapse into a vegetative state, meat eating opportunist like Newsome leapfrog election pledges (obligations) and City sidewalks continue to scare away the tax payers by beckoning the homeless.
Which candidate came first: The Tuna or Chicken John?
Best regards,
Dean
Gavin Newsom Sucks.com